A word of thanks to the BN Malaysian government

Thanks to the barisan nasional federal government I truly love to thank all the leaders who served in the federal government under the Barisan Nasional flag for administering this country Malaysia into a world-class country. This lovely country is the dream place to live for many, especially prople from very lowly educated places like African countries and Indonesia and such. First, the most beautiful thing about BN-governed Malaysia for the length of 55 years is that, one gets to see great scenes of various loan-shark posters pasted all over our streets, those that were displayed on TNB power exchange terminals were done so superbly artistic, it makes the otherwise dull-looking power boxes look more attractive. Then we have the luxury of inhaling our unique Malaysian 'chanel 1Malaysia' perfume from the streets after each rubbish collection run by the Alam Flora consortium garbage trucks. The garbage trucks would do their nowmal rounds, and after collecting enough waste, use their trucks to squash juices from their collection onto the road as they throttle along. THIS UNIQUE PERFUME from the concoction of all rubbish collection is indeed a great gift from our beloved Barisan Nasional federal government. Malaysians are also very blessed with the opportunities to die a 'non-natural'death delivered by snatch thieves. It is the good work of our royal Malaysian police force that intentionally created such an environment for the snatch thieves to do their usual snatching rounds, as hence providing Malaysians another one-of-a-kind chance to die drastically. This may also be one of our BN-govt legislation measures to ensure the country's population maintained at a predetermined level. I salute BN for so painstakingly administer the country into such an envious level this 50 odd years. It is also the credit of our BN governance, that we have an immigration/customs department which performs way out of their duty to lead our country globally as the number one drugs trafficking depot. Thanks to BN govt, Malaysia appears in the eyes of drug cartels a paradise for distributing their products, which is also good news for drug addicts. They could have more choices to choose from. THE BN govt also regulated our Malaysian education in such a way so that most of the population remain uneducated despite going through many years of schooling. Being uneducated, many Malaysian girls would be naive enough to have fun their boyfriends and create more unwanted babies. Well, there is no need to worry for the babies, because the uneducated mothers would know how to dispose of them easily. Oh yes, Alam Flora trucks may also have more ingredients to add to their 'chanel 1Malaysia' perfume. I WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND HEARTFELT THANKS TO THIS BARISAN NASIONAL GOVERNMENT FOR BRINGING MALAYSIA TO SUCH A STAGE. Please give them a big applause.