Malaysia a country with absolute freedom, thanks to the superb 55 years of governance by BadNotorious henchmen party.
Well, being a citizen in this country, you have a lot of freedom, unabridged by any other country in this world.
First, you can keep any species of 'man's best friend' in your house. Be them waggy-tail puppies, raw meat-tearing rottweillers, bulldogs, dobermans, any type which you like.
The best thing about keeping dogs in Malaysia is: IF you dog happens to run out of your house bounds, and subsequently bit some unlucky 'poor' soul to death, you can always blame it on 'unintentional carlessness' and get away scotfree. At the worst, you would ONLY lose the pet, while someone lost a human life.
Losing a pet dog (that cost a lot to own and a lot more to maintain) is sadder than losing a 'poor' human life here in Malaysia.
Yes, you can also treal the pet dog like a member of your family, and ocassionally tie a leash around your dog (if possible also tie one around the neck of your very on son at the same time) and walk them around the neighbourhood to allow them poo at someone else's front gate. Wah, this is the freedom I am talking about in Malaysia.
Besides being free to keep wild animals of any species in your house, you can also be assured of total security even if you commit any crime. If you were caught redhanded in any wrongdoing or crime, you are allowed to cover your face (so that the public can't recognise your face) to ensure you still be able to go about your future rounds without being spotted.
Even the mainstream media will also put mosaics over your face in videos taped for public broadcast. Your victims would not be so lucky, as their faces would be splashed in HD over all the papers and tv, so that the public can recognise them and make them feel shameful.
So, criminals and arrogant dog owners, you are all blessed to be able to live in Malaysia.
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