THE GENTLEMEN-8 SUMMIT
With the advent of a YouTube video causing much ruckus on the issue of "Venting Anger Towards Unfairness", the 8 great brains have come forward to share their thoughts.
Father to son Namewee: Ah Chai, don't use vulgarities to vent your anger. (learn some good language skills) USE A PROPER CHANNEL. FIGHT LIKE A GENTLEMAN. But one thing, you hit the bull's eye spot on. Superb aim.
Rais to TNB: Son, don't cry, I will deploy my army(of lawyers) to nab him, DEAD OR ALIVE. Or at least bring him to military--er--(sorry)--civil court. One year, Two years, Five years, I don't care how long, as long as I am in office.
Gentleman Mr. Woody Underscore to Terrorists: Don't hijack a plane and ram it into a building full of humans. FIND A PROPER WAY. ALSO, OPEN YOUR EYES AND AIM PROPERLY, OK. Your target is the White House. (actually talking to thin air, the other 7 thought WU lost his mind)... eh-eh, you won't believe this, I can actually see them hovering in the oxygen....
Bush to Wrinkled Bush: Daddy, you see, that guy destroy my JENGKA twin tower blocks. Boo-hoo...
Wrinkled Bush: Sonny boy, you are Number 1 man on this globe, you know. Do whatever you like, SQUASH THEM, CRUSH THEM, BURY THEM, I pretend NO EYE SEE. But make sure ah, NO VULGARITIES. FIGHT LIKE A GENTLEMAN.
TNB to Bush: You are lucky those guys are cockeyed, they should point the 4 darts at david camp, but somehow, don't-know-why, all hit other people. But, Serves you right, YOU MUST PAY FOR THE DAMAGES, OK? And, your army is lousy, cannot catch even 1 guy (pssst: they all report to heaven already, that's why). My father is more aggressive, SURE CAN revenge for me and PUT THAT NAMEWEE IN JAIL.
Bush to Namewee: Aiyoh, you berani to speak vulgar words, not berani to tie 'fire-crackers' around your waist and vroom into TNB CEO's office, You are a coward.
Namewee to Bush: Actually I want to do the same like September-Eleven, but i only know how to FLY KITES, not PLANES. So, i put an order for some 'moon travellers' but the dealer got his stocks all confiscated because illegal to possess and play fireworks in Malaysia, belakang i use this Plan C loh.
TNB father's Friend to TNB's father: Brudder, I confiscated a whole container load of fireworks, i think it would come in handy when your son need to celebrate his financial earnings at the Putra-Sukses Fireworks Competition, YOU WANT AH?
Reply: OK, but please print some stickers to cover up the warning: "Under supervision of adults" or something like that.
Bush to Namewee: Wait, i thought you just mention it is ILLEGAL to possess and play fireworks in Malaysia. Putra-Sukses is the capital of Malaysia, right? How come like that?
Namewee (with music in background): Aiyah, dumb. you people have ratings for your movies what, we coined our own IL rating cannot ah? It is LEGAL for everybody, except that the general public mostly fall into this IL category, that's why IL-LEGAL lah, faham?
Bush (scratching his scalp): What does IL rating mean?
All (except two in the Bush): "Income Low".
Meeting ajourned...till the next time.
With the advent of a YouTube video causing much ruckus on the issue of "Venting Anger Towards Unfairness", the 8 great brains have come forward to share their thoughts.
Father to son Namewee: Ah Chai, don't use vulgarities to vent your anger. (learn some good language skills) USE A PROPER CHANNEL. FIGHT LIKE A GENTLEMAN. But one thing, you hit the bull's eye spot on. Superb aim.
Rais to TNB: Son, don't cry, I will deploy my army(of lawyers) to nab him, DEAD OR ALIVE. Or at least bring him to military--er--(sorry)--civil court. One year, Two years, Five years, I don't care how long, as long as I am in office.
Gentleman Mr. Woody Underscore to Terrorists: Don't hijack a plane and ram it into a building full of humans. FIND A PROPER WAY. ALSO, OPEN YOUR EYES AND AIM PROPERLY, OK. Your target is the White House. (actually talking to thin air, the other 7 thought WU lost his mind)... eh-eh, you won't believe this, I can actually see them hovering in the oxygen....
Bush to Wrinkled Bush: Daddy, you see, that guy destroy my JENGKA twin tower blocks. Boo-hoo...
Wrinkled Bush: Sonny boy, you are Number 1 man on this globe, you know. Do whatever you like, SQUASH THEM, CRUSH THEM, BURY THEM, I pretend NO EYE SEE. But make sure ah, NO VULGARITIES. FIGHT LIKE A GENTLEMAN.
TNB to Bush: You are lucky those guys are cockeyed, they should point the 4 darts at david camp, but somehow, don't-know-why, all hit other people. But, Serves you right, YOU MUST PAY FOR THE DAMAGES, OK? And, your army is lousy, cannot catch even 1 guy (pssst: they all report to heaven already, that's why). My father is more aggressive, SURE CAN revenge for me and PUT THAT NAMEWEE IN JAIL.
Bush to Namewee: Aiyoh, you berani to speak vulgar words, not berani to tie 'fire-crackers' around your waist and vroom into TNB CEO's office, You are a coward.
Namewee to Bush: Actually I want to do the same like September-Eleven, but i only know how to FLY KITES, not PLANES. So, i put an order for some 'moon travellers' but the dealer got his stocks all confiscated because illegal to possess and play fireworks in Malaysia, belakang i use this Plan C loh.
TNB father's Friend to TNB's father: Brudder, I confiscated a whole container load of fireworks, i think it would come in handy when your son need to celebrate his financial earnings at the Putra-Sukses Fireworks Competition, YOU WANT AH?
Reply: OK, but please print some stickers to cover up the warning: "Under supervision of adults" or something like that.
Bush to Namewee: Wait, i thought you just mention it is ILLEGAL to possess and play fireworks in Malaysia. Putra-Sukses is the capital of Malaysia, right? How come like that?
Namewee (with music in background): Aiyah, dumb. you people have ratings for your movies what, we coined our own IL rating cannot ah? It is LEGAL for everybody, except that the general public mostly fall into this IL category, that's why IL-LEGAL lah, faham?
Bush (scratching his scalp): What does IL rating mean?
All (except two in the Bush): "Income Low".
Meeting ajourned...till the next time.
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